David, David or…David???

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I DIDN’T FALL ASLEEP AT SCHOOL!!!

Coffee is good. But Mom says maybe I shouldn’t have that much anymore…But, I mean, I was stuck at school ’til 7:00!

Why shouldn’t I have too much caffeine? Well, let’s start with the blog title.

So, we were just watching Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader, and this guy comes out. They always show a picture of the contestant in fifth grade. Dad goes, “Hey!! That looks like David!!! That’s what David will look like in ten years!!” I go, “Nu-uh!” and we start arguing. My sisters are all agreeing with Dad, and I’m like, WTH, ya know? That goes on for a long while, and he goes, “Why, do you like David?” I’m like, duh, everyone does! And he’s all, “Wait, everyone likes David??!?!? Which David are you talking about??” I’m all, what do you think??? DAVID ARCHULETA. He’s like, NO. Apparently they were all talking about another David in Hartwell. Well, how was I supposed to know??? Dad goes, “That was another *air quotes* blonde moment *air quotes*.” I’m like, WTH were the air quotes for?? LOL. He was all like why would he be talking about David Archuleta?? I’m like, when you say David, I think Archuleta or Cook. I mean, really!

Next, a question comes up. It goes, “How many odd numbers are between 2 and 8.” I start counting, and Dad yells at me, going, “You really have to count?!?!?!” I’m like, yah. LOL So I count, and go, “It’s 2!!!” Yeah. Dad got me confused!!!

Then, another question about Antarctica, and Chantel goes, “Does he even know how many continents there are???” I yell, “FOUR!” And the all laughing at me. I’m like WTH? Why are ya’ll laughing! A minute late, I think about it, and I’m like, OMG I’m going insane. LOL. I was thinking seven but said four.

Now Dad’s watching CSI, which I call “That freakish show that Kayy and Ashley love”. When the theme song came on, I go, “That reminds me of the Scooby Doo theme song!!!” Mom’s like, “How does that go again?” So I start singing, and Mom’s like, huh?? LOL. Apparently it’s nothing like the CSI song….lol.

Now I’m constantly yelling at the TV because it makes no sense to me. But I figured out what CSI means! Crime Scene Investigator!!! Yaya! LOL It was writton on their jackets! LOL! And Dad asked if I knew what a PI was. I said tried to say it was a Private Inspector, but I couldn’t spit it out so it sounded more like Expector. LOL. Apparently it’s an Investigator, though. LOL. OMG This show is messed up!

See us, you might get a Prius!!! LOL It’s a commercial I just saw two seconds ago!!!

Guess what! Today I was happy because I was caffiene high, and tomorrow I’ll be happy because we’re going to see Prince Caspian!!! Mom’s worried about me…LOL!!!

OMG He just goes, “I don’t know. Do you think I did it??” This CSI guy can’t figure out if he committed the crime or not. LOLZZZ. He was talking to some friend. LOL.

So, at school, we practiced for the Algebra HSA that’s in exactly a week. And I’m going to fail. Dad said I’m a genious in math, like Einstien, and he failed math. Huh??? He’s telling me I’m so smart I’ll fail??? LOL.

Oh! I got to ride the elevator!!! I helped this girl who broke her leg.

Chorus was fine. We have the Spring Festival on the 20th.

Now I’m working on Masochistic Lion again =]] Someone’s been spamming my comments!!!

Dream: So, we went to see a play. It was a Power Puff Girls play. All of a sudden, the Power Puff Girls turn into puppies. We ask the puppies how old they are, and each of them say 17 years. Apparently they were a part of a scandal, and some evil man was making the puppies forever young.

ZOMG. He dies??? WTH.